Cousincrypto

Trump seizing nations, Vance losing votes cause he’s fat, money being printed out of thin air, OF girls selling financial literacy courses, the list is endless and we’re 5 days into the new year lmao
We are not a serious species, start acting like it. Have fun this year fellas

I lost 8 million dollars in 2025 because I deemed anything under 25 million as pocket change. Lesson learnt now give me my 8 million back and let’s go our separate ways

If you’re fat & ugly your only resolution this year should be to lose weight and then you’ll automatically also not be ugly

Happy new years fellas, I am euphoric. Your year to win!