Today I went on a blind date with my cousin. The other person asked him: "What do you usually do on weekends?" He replied: "I just stay home playing games, binge-watching shows, and ordering takeout. I hardly go out." Her eyes lit up: "Wow, you really are just like my ex-boyfriend!" He was overjoyed: "Really? So we must be very destined to meet?" She smiled: "Yeah, he’s the same way, so I broke up with him." ... The scene was a total social death, I didn't even dare to order takeout.

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