I've already made 30 trillion yuan from this.
Planning to buy some aircraft carriers to lead my brothers in attacking the United States and running for president.
The first person who asks me to buy an account could become Secretary of State.
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Some so-called geniuses think they can make money by selling shovels.
If it's 100% guaranteed to make money, wouldn't the shovel sellers go all-in and go bankrupt trying to make a profit?

🇰🇿 BIG: KAZAKHSTAN’S CENTRAL BANK PLANS TO INVEST UP TO $350M IN CRYPTO ASSETS.
The purchases are expected to take place between April and May.
The allocation will come from a portion of the country’s gold and foreign exchange reserves.

Together we are strong, alone we are weak. Win-win cooperation lasts long. The best relationship is mutual achievement and collaborative success. #黄金白银走高 $BTC

Without the diamond drill, how dare to undertake porcelain work!
In 3 days, from 21,000 oil to 58,000 oil!
The long road is also bright! Steady and sure, the path to flipping the ship is not far, keep going and you'll get there!$GT

got my Ethos invite today.
thanks to @Guomin184935 🫶
took me a while to get one so it's a bit late
just set up my profile
and exploring how everything works
btw you can leave a review if you want :)
here's my profile

Keep going, ETH. I will always support you.

I wanna send $500 to 5 followers who have never won from me
Just like this & say “me”🐦‍🔥

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Precise arrival has been achieved, competitors, hurry up and join #厂长布林带之神 $ETH . Long positions have already entered.

$PI Now everyone selling is a fool, shortsighted, I advise you to go back home and farm, don't waste your parents' hard-earned money in the crypto world.

$BTC has fallen below the $70K level as market sentiment turns cautious.
US stock futures are trading lower ahead of the open, while oil prices are rising.
Pre market indicators:
• Nasdaq futures down 0.87% 🔴
• S&P 500 futures down 0.66% 🔴
$BTC ‌

#cake PancakeSwap token shows mixed momentum in the crypto market. Buying interest is slowly returning as DeFi activity increases on PancakeSwap. If volume keeps rising, CAKE may attempt a short-term recovery, but traders should watch resistance levels and overall market sentiment.$CAKE ‌

🚨 JUST IN: Kazakhstan’s central bank plans to invest up to $350M in crypto.
What this signals:
1. Sovereign crypto exposure
2. Institutional normalization
3. Nation-state accumulation begins

🎗️ Friday’s Top Posted #Altcoins 🎗️
1️⃣ $VELO
2️⃣ $PROPS
3️⃣ $ELSA
4️⃣ $BIO
5️⃣ $QNT
6️⃣ $IOTA
7️⃣ $DMTR
8️⃣ $TRX
9️⃣ $JCT
🔟 $TTD
1️⃣1️⃣ $ANYONE
1️⃣2️⃣ $STORJ
Runner ups: $DAM, $ASTER, $SENT, $PUNCH, $KAT
#Altseason2026 #Altcoins $DDY

$TAO $TAO /USDT
Entry Zone: 180 - 18
Targets:
TP1: 190
TP2: 200
TP3: 215
Stop Loss: 174
My Analysis: Sideways range after downtrend bottom, price stuck between MA7/25 and MA99 support. Volume low but steady. Break above 185 could spark upside; good spot for range bounce. Patience key.

#晒出我的持仓收益# Bitcoin has gone to zero. All-in on crude oil. Target 100.

I like the $HUMA project, and now I also like the HUMA chart!
Very strong recovery from that macro support level.
Now reaching a historical resistance, so we can expect some trouble, but I would not be surprised if we finally break it in due time!

Dubai just banned from working in their country

$XRP $XRP /USDT
Entry Zone: 1.380 - 1.395
Targets:
TP1: 1.420
TP2: 1.450
TP3: 1.500
Stop Loss: 1.360
My Analysis: Consolidating in tight range after downtrend bottom, price respecting MA stack with steady volume on bounces. Bullish if reclaims MA7 at 1.404, solid accumulation setup for next leg up.