You know what I'm asking the universe for this holiday season? Just one decent pump. That's it. Nothing crazy—just enough green candles so I don't have to avoid eye contact with my relatives when they ask how my "internet money" is doing.
Is it too much to hope for a portfolio that doesn't make me the family punchline between the turkey and dessert? The conversations around that dinner table hit different when your bags are bleeding red.
Just saying, a little Christmas miracle rally wouldn't hurt. Let a trader dream.
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DAOplomacy
· 12-06 11:39
ngl the path dependency here is arguably creating some non-trivial externalities at the dinner table level... stakeholder alignment with relatives remains structurally sub-optimal tbh. historical precedent suggests holiday rallies operate under questionable game theoretical implications, but the incentive structure keeps us all dreaming anyway.
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NewPumpamentals
· 12-06 11:34
NGL, the moment I fear most at family gatherings is this one—it gets awkward as hell.
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LiquidationAlert
· 12-06 11:31
Haha, alright then. I'm just hoping for a miracle where it doesn't drop. Don't make me get scolded even on Christmas.
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POAPlectionist
· 12-06 11:19
Haha, family dinner table hell... I understand that feeling, when the market is red I really don't want to talk.
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LightningSentry
· 12-06 11:09
Haha, alright then. Just hoping this market trend can pick up a bit so my mom will stop nagging.
You know what I'm asking the universe for this holiday season? Just one decent pump. That's it. Nothing crazy—just enough green candles so I don't have to avoid eye contact with my relatives when they ask how my "internet money" is doing.
Is it too much to hope for a portfolio that doesn't make me the family punchline between the turkey and dessert? The conversations around that dinner table hit different when your bags are bleeding red.
Just saying, a little Christmas miracle rally wouldn't hurt. Let a trader dream.