#我的币圈搞笑瞬间 🔥

I swear the crypto world is the only place where I check the chart 20 times a day but still miss the pump when it finally happens 😂

Yesterday, I told myself, “Stay calm, don’t buy yet.”
Two minutes later… the candle flew like it saw a rocket launch 🚀
And me? I was staring at the screen like a statue, wondering why patience always chooses the wrong moment to show up 😭

My funniest moment?
I once refreshed the chart so fast that I accidentally clicked “market sell”…
Not the dip.
Not the top.
Just a very confused middle 😅
Even my WiFi judged me that day.

Crypto teaches many lessons—
but the biggest one is:
If you want comedy, just open your portfolio on Monday morning. 🤣

Sharing this here so my pain can be someone else’s happiness fund!
Let’s laugh through the chaos together at Gate Plaza 🎉